01/28/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 3

01/28/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 3

[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]

Q: What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids won’t eat broccoli.

Q: Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car?
A: He was playing on the road again.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: What do you call a guy who’s born in Columbus,
grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
A: Dead.

Q: What was on the menu on the last night of the Titanic?
A: Iceberg lettuce and Sanka.

Q: Which of these things don’t belong: A tuna, a lobster, or a Chinese guy
run over by a truck?
A: The tuna. The other two are crustaceans.

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: Eighteen. Because ET went home on a UFO, and CIA went after him.

Q: What did the robot have to do before she wore any earrings?
A: She had to get her gears pierced.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”