[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]
Q: What kind of dog floats in the sky?
A: An Airedale.
Q: What do you get if that Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A: A hot dog.
Q: Speaking of that, how do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal its chair.
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A: A cartoon.
Q: What to you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: Why did the Dunkin’ Doughnut shop close?
A: The owner got tired of the hole business.
Q: What do you get when you cross a river, a stream and a brook?
A: Wet feet.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”