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01/27/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 2

01/27/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 2

[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]

Q: What kind of dog floats in the sky?
A: An Airedale.

Q: What do you get if that Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A: A hot dog.

Q: Speaking of that, how do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal its chair.

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Q: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A: A cartoon.

Q: What to you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.

Q: Why did the Dunkin’ Doughnut shop close?
A: The owner got tired of the hole business.

Q: What do you get when you cross a river, a stream and a brook?
A: Wet feet.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”