[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]
Q: How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
A: Ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Q: Why is it hard to explain Grif.Net puns to kleptomaniacs?
A: Because they always take things literally
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.
Q: How do math teachers scold their children?
A: “If I’ve told you ‘n’ times, I’ve told you ‘n+1’ times. . .”
Q: Is there a word in English that uses all the vowels (including “y”)?
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Q: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”