01/26/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 1

01/26/15 Grif.Net – What Everyone’s Asking, p 1

[This week the Grif.Net will share some of the best and worst Q&A jokes. You
get to decide which is which.]

Q: How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
A: Ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Q: Why is it hard to explain Grif.Net puns to kleptomaniacs?
A: Because they always take things literally

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.

Q: How do math teachers scold their children?
A: “If I’ve told you ‘n’ times, I’ve told you ‘n+1’ times. . .”

Q: Is there a word in English that uses all the vowels (including “y”)?
A: Unquestionably

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.

Q: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Q: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”