01/23/15 Grif.Net – From other Comedians

01/23/15 Grif.Net – From other Comedians

[An odd assortment of humorous quips from across the spectrum]

“They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country, but
if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.”
~David Letterman

“Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.”
~Steven Wright

“One time I saw two geese fighting and I thought, this is a pillow fight
ahead of time.”
~Demetri Martin

“A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.”
~Gary Blake

“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And
for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.”
~Bob Newhart

“They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they’re not
laughing now!”
~Robin Williams

“I invented a new word today: ‘Plagiarism’. What do you think?”
~Dr Bob

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”