Did you hear about the bandit that held up a Chinese restaurant?
Half an hour later he was broke.
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat
grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?
They fight tooth and nail!
Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi?
He was walking around everywhere saying, “Yo!”
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He’s all right now.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the guy who ran through the screen door?
He strained himself.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”