I figured out why I’m fat! I shampoo in the shower every day.
The shampoo that I use in the shower for my hair runs down my body. On its
label it has printed very clearly this warning: ‘For extra body and volume.’
No wonder I’ve been gaining weight!
So in place of that fattening shampoo, I’m going to start showering using
Dawn Dish Soap. Its label reads, ‘Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult
to remove.’
[That’s my story and I’m sticking to it]
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”