Why are half of the people I know below average?
If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to buy her friends?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If God dropped acid, would He see people?
I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but what if I don’t have that much
time?
What happens if I get scared half to death twice?
Is “tired old cliché” one?
Why can’t hedgehogs just learn to share the hedge?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”