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12/26/14 Grif.Net – After-Christmas Music

12/26/14 Grif.Net – After-Christmas Music

This is a repeat Grif.Net, but know many feel burned-out from traditional
music and need some songs for the way you feel. No matter WHAT syndrome you
or your friends suffer from, here are some songs that might fit. Do you
feel . .

Narcissistic?
Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Schizophrenia?
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Manic?
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
and . .

Paranoid?
Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder?
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Multiple Personality Disorder?
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia?
I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

Personality Disorder?
You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia?
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn’t Leave My House.

Senile Dementia?
Walking in a Winter Wonderland (Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe)

Gender Oppositional Disorder?
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

Social Anxiety Disorder?
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Attention Deficit Disorder?
We Wish You a . . . Hey Look!!! It’s Snowing!!!

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”