12/22/14 Grif.Net – 10th Pun of Christmas

12/22/14 Grif.Net – 10th Pun of Christmas

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little
father-and-son chats with light-sabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what
you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said. “Oh, yes, I know!”

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader’s
reach, “How do you know?” Luke yelled at him. “Did you see it through the
Force? How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas. ”

Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare. “I felt your presents, Luke.”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”