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11/25/14 Grif.Net – Lamer One Liners

11/25/14 Grif.Net – Lamer One Liners

[PH forwarded a bucket-full of one-line word plays. God bless him.]

I wrote a book on penguins. On further reflection, paper would have been
better.

I absolutely hate being schizophrenic. Best thing in the world.

I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up but it wouldn’t make any
difference!

Ah, the irony of playing a game of chess against your Czech mate.

I got a brand new hedge-trimmer today – it’s state of the art cutting hedge
technology.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”