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11/10/14 Grif.Net – MORE Things You Never Hear in Church

11/10/14 Grif.Net – MORE Things You Never Hear in Church

I’ve decided to cook the prime rib to serve at the potluck supper.

The pastor’s 1992 mini-van has served him long enough. Let’s buy him a new
Lexus SUV.

Let’s park in the back of the lot, so those older people can get a parking
place near the door!

For the pastor’s sake, let put all of the sick parishioners in the same
hospital.

The trustees have reported that everything is in fine working order and
nothing needs to be replaced.

The choir is so good that I am going to donate money for their next three
cantata music AND new choir robes.

I don’t care what race or age the new minister is. What the Lord provides is
completely okay with me.

I don’t care if the Bronco football game has started. I want to hear the end
of this sermon!

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”