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11/07/14 Grif.Net – Things you Never Hear in Church

11/07/14 Grif.Net – Things you Never Hear in Church

Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.

I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over-time.

Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV
evangelists.

I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Boys Sunday
School class.

Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor better so he
can live like we do.

I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!

Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.

Pastor, we’d like to send you to a Bible seminar in the Bahamas this
January.

Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual
stewardship campaign!

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”