Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over-time.
Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Boys Sunday
Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor better so he
can live like we do.
I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.
Pastor, we’d like to send you to a Bible seminar in the Bahamas this
Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”