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11/05/14 Grif.Net – You’re in Trouble Now, Mister

11/05/14 Grif.Net – You’re in Trouble Now, Mister

A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my
intelligence come from?”

The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother. I
still have mine.”

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“My wife got me to believe in religion.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell.”

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A man was recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appeared and asked
him how he was feeling.

“I’m okay, but I didn’t appreciate the doctor using a four-letter word in
the operating room.”

“What did he say?” asked the nurse.

“Oops!”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”