A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did my
intelligence come from?”
The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother. I
still have mine.”
“My wife got me to believe in religion.”
“Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell.”
A man was recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appeared and asked
him how he was feeling.
“I’m okay, but I didn’t appreciate the doctor using a four-letter word in
the operating room.”
“What did he say?” asked the nurse.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”