[First of each month I share some really lousy puns and wordplays. No
exception for November. Sorry.]
I had a happy childhood. My Dad would put me inside a tire and roll me down
a hill. Those were Goodyears.
My Ultra Sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.
Breaking News: Cheese factory explodes. Nothing left but de Brie.
Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend. Turned out
he was anemone.
I was attacked by a bully throwing milk and cheese at me today. I thought,
“How dairy?”
~~ANSWERS FROM HALLOWEEN CANDY QUIZ
Top 10 Candies sold in US in 2013 (all chocolate)
1. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
2. M&M’s
3. Snickers
4. Hershey’s
5. Kit Kat
6. Twix 4 To Go
7. Three Musketeers
8. Hershey’s Cookies ‘N’ Crème
9. Milky Way
10. Almond Joy
Bonus: Almond Joy is my favorite of the group, with Milky Way coming in a
close second. I don’t like these statistics. 🙁
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”