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11/03/14 Grif.Net – Testimonials

11/03/14 Grif.Net – Testimonials

[First of each month I share some really lousy puns and wordplays. No
exception for November. Sorry.]

I had a happy childhood. My Dad would put me inside a tire and roll me down
a hill. Those were Goodyears.

My Ultra Sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.

Breaking News: Cheese factory explodes. Nothing left but de Brie.

Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend. Turned out
he was anemone.

I was attacked by a bully throwing milk and cheese at me today. I thought,
“How dairy?”

~~ANSWERS FROM HALLOWEEN CANDY QUIZ
Top 10 Candies sold in US in 2013 (all chocolate)
1. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
2. M&Ms
3. Snickers
4. Hersheys
5. Kit Kat
6. Twix 4 To Go
7. Three Musketeers
8. Hersheys Cookies N Crme
9. Milky Way
10. Almond Joy

Bonus: Almond Joy is my favorite of the group, with Milky Way coming in a
close second. I don’t like these statistics. 🙁

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”