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10/30/14 Grif.Net – Trouble at School

10/30/14 Grif.Net – Trouble at School

When she got home from school, a seven-year-old girl told her mother that
Jeremy had kissed her after class.

“How did that happen?” asked the mother, shocked.

“It wasn’t easy. Three other girls had to hold him down for me!”

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A little boy was performing in the school play when he suddenly fell through
a large crack in the floorboards.

The audience gasped, but the boy’s mother calmly turned to her friend and
said: “Don’t worry, it’s just a stage he’s going through.”

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Our son was dawdling getting read for school.

“Hurry up,” said his mother. “You’ll be late!”

“What’s the rush?” he asked. “They’re open till 3:30.”

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A child told her mother: “My teacher thinks I’m going to be famous. She said
all I have to do is get in trouble one more time and I’m history!”

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”