NOTICE: Special Night Classes for men at our College will be starting soon.
Due to the high level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of
ten applicants. These topics will be covered this semester:
Topic 1: “Toilet Paper: Does It Grow on the Holders?” Round table discussion
as you get to know your new classmates.
Topic 2: “How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays.” Step-by-step, with power-point
presentation.
Topic 3: “Is It Possible To Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat
and Avoiding Floor and Walls?” Group practice session available.
Topic 4: “Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Basket and the Floor.”
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5: “After-Dinner Dishes and Silverware: Can They Levitate and Fly into
the Dishwasher?” Guest You-tube presentations by Penn and Teller.
Topic 6: “Loss of Identity: Losing Control of the Remote to your Wife.”
Helpline and support groups.
Topic 7: “Real Men Ask for Directions.” With real-life testimonials (if we
can find any).
Topic 8: “Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks?” Use of Driving Simulation Lab equipment.
Topic 9: “How To Be the Ideal Shopping Companion.” Relaxation exercises,
medication and Lamaze breathing techniques.
Topic 10: “How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthday,
Anniversaries and other Important Dates.” Added bonus coverage of “Texting
or Calling When You’re Going to be Late.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”