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10/27/14 Grif.Net – Musings of a Tired Mind

10/27/14 Grif.Net – Musings of a Tired Mind

[Can’t blame my pain meds for this stuff. No medical marijuana around the
house. Nothing culpable except a tired mind.]

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

When I bought some fruit trees, the nursery owner gave me some insects to
help with pollination. Evidently they were free bees.

Half the people I know are below average.

A pessimist’s blood type is b-negative.

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

The harm caused by sibling rivalry is all relative.

I’m convinced that most jokes are painful because they have punch lines.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will
pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama
administration, I am now rich.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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