[I promised more ways to tell if the years are catching up. Didn’t I?]
You know how to spell gastroenterologist.
You don’t have any enemies because you’ve outlived them all.
You wake up in the middle of the night tired and listless.
You know “where it’s at”, but forgot why it’s there.
You don’t date men your own age, because there aren’t any.
You have to use tenderizer to eat all your ‘Cream of ____’ soups.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
You remember what you did yesterday by what hurts today.
“Happy Hour” now consists of a nap.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”