[As a public service we share these signs with our readers. More will come.
Mark it down.]
You start complaining that “They’re building car seats too low!”
Your ears perk up when a laxative commercial comes on TV.
You call the place you keep leftovers the “icebox.”
You wonder why everyone is starting to mumble.
You start video-taping daytime game shows.
One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle.
You worry because you don’t have any symptoms.
You spend more time on the menu than the waitress.
You feel your corns more than you do your oats.
When you do the hokey pokey and you “put your left hip out” . . . it stays
out.
You get up to change the TV channel (can’t find the remote anyway) and
decide as long as you’re up, you might as well go to the bathroom.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”