10/06/14 Grif.Net – Status Updates

10/06/14 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[I just don’t have the courage to post all my status updates on Facebook.
But let’s say these are from my friends. Right. Friends.]

“I could be a morning person if morning started at noon.”

“I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I am right.”

“When I was younger, I wanted to grow up. THIS is not what I expected.”

“Karma takes way too long. I’d rather just smack you right now.”

“The first 50 years of marriage are the hardest.”

“It was me. I let the dogs out.”

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself . . and spiders.”

“My co-workers must be exhausted after watching me do all the work today.”

“If it’s true people learn from their mistakes, I will soon be a genius.”

“I know it sounds like I’m in denial, but I’m not.”

“When I have nothing to do, I do it on-line.”

“Don’t make me put my hands on my hips.”

“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”