10/01/14 Grif.Net – An Offering of PUns

10/01/14 Grif.Net – An Offering of PUns

[Each month we search for high-quality word-play to entertain. Of course,
this month we still couldn’t find any, so submit these.]

After years of study they have figured out how to remedy bland college
cafeteria food. They doctorate.

Children should be seen not heard. In other words, allowed but not aloud.

I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda, but turned out it was just
a Fanta sea.

Glad October doesn’t have a holiday to start like last month. Labor Day was
just not working for me.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”