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09/29/14 Grif.Net – Shopping for a Doll

09/29/14 Grif.Net – Shopping for a Doll

With four granddaughters, I’m always on the lookout for great presents for
birthdays or Christmas. A week ago I went into a store to consider buying a
Barbie doll play set.

“How much is that Barbie in the window?” I asked the shop clerk with a
smile. (She was too young to get my word play, sadly).

In a condescending manner she responded, “Which Barbie? We have . .
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
Barbie Goes to College for $19.95
Barbie Goes Horseback Riding for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Pet Boutique for $19.95 and
Barbie Gets a Divorce for $299.95.”

You know me. I just had to ask, “Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
others are only $19.95?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant stated. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s
house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture . . . ”

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”