09/22/14 Grif.Net – Overheard

09/22/14 Grif.Net – Overheard

[Yes. I agree that I may need a new set of friends.]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of
natural causes.

My friend’s husband always teases her about her lack of interest in
household chores. One day he came home with a gag gift, a refrigerator
magnet that read: “Martha Stewart doesn’t live here.”

The next day he came home to find the magnet holding up a slip of paper. The
note read, “Neither does Bob Vila.”

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who
said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”

I don’t mind that people use only 10% of their brains. It’s that it seems
like only 10% of people use their brains at all.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”