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09/16/14 Grif.Net РReality Clich̩s

09/16/14 Grif.Net РReality Clich̩s

[I hear LOTS of “motivational” quips on line, but seldom see “reality”
quips. So I add these.]

Until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.

I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.

Believe in yourself, because everyone you work with thinks you’re an idiot.

Multitasking is the art of doing twice as much as you should, half as well
as you could.

If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. And put your face between
them when you do. You’ll save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.

Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them
right.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to
others.

Synopsis of the President: If you think the problems we created were bad,
just wait until you see our solutions.

Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly
stupid.

Even the most ambitious little pebble will never grow up to be a big rock.

Those who do not learn from these clichés are destined to repeat them.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”