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09/01/14 Grif.Net – Wild(life) Puns

09/01/14 Grif.Net – Wild(life) Puns

[Monthly offering of truly bad word plays]

I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.

The family of bears posing for their family portrait experienced a true
Kodiak moment.

A crow is a four-letter bird.

I think octopi are creepy, and make no bones about it.

[and the best]
The optometrist’s plan to provide free contact lenses for near-sighted
giraffes seemed a lofty eye deal.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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