[My friend Jack forwarded this. Because I’m old? Maybe. I forget why.]
Two men were holding up the line outside the turnstile before a football
game, while one of them hunted for their tickets. He looked in his coat
pockets and his jacket pockets and his trouser pockets, all to no avail.
“Hang on a minute,” said the guy at the gate, “what’s that in your mouth?
Did you put your tickets in your mouth and then chew on them?”
“Oh, my,” responded the elderly gent. “Must be the missing tickets!”
As they moved inside his friend said, “You must be getting senile in your
old age. Imagine having our tickets in your mouth and forgetting about it!”
“I’m not that stupid” said his friend. “I was chewing last week’s date off
them.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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