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07/31/14 Grif.Net – Bach to Bach Puns

07/31/14 Grif.Net – Bach to Bach Puns

[Week of musical puns ends by making fun of the names of some of the dead
white men who inhabit the pages on the violin stands. A Grif.Net reader
suggested I get a new staff of writers or refrain totally. LOL.]

Top mottos:
1. “If it’s not Baroque, don’t fix it”
2. “Too Hot to Handel”
3. “Bach in a Minuet. Offenbach Sooner.”
4. “At the Store, Take your Chopin Liszt”

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Jefferson and others composed the Declaration of Independence, but John
Hancock provided the key signature.

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Why couldn’t Mozart find his teacher? Because he was always Haydn.

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What are Beethoven and his contemporaries doing as they listen to today’s
rap music?
Decomposing.

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No matter how that Russian opera is performed, it always seems Godunov.

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Meanwhile Bach at the chorale.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”