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07/29/14 Grif.Net – Master Liszt

07/29/14 Grif.Net – Master Liszt

[More terrible music puns gleaned from writing of high school band and
orchestra teachers]

I like how you conduct your business but I think I’ve found a snare in your
plan. We have to work in concert with other professionals.

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I don’t mean to harp on you about it. Just pitch the idea to me tomorrow. On
a high note, however, I encourage us all to guitar act together.

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Are you calling me a lyre? I got caught tambourine with the security
settings. Everything built up with a crescendo until the system went mute.

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Don’t use that tone with me; that’s not really my forte. I didn’t mean to
de-bass your comment.

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Well that was off-key, and I wouldn’t repeat it if I were you. I know you
didn’t mean to harmony one, but if you’re going to accompany the first
violin you have to meter half way.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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