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07/25/14 Grif.Net – Animal Jokes: General

07/25/14 Grif.Net – Animal Jokes: General

[Okay, last offering of animal humor for the week. Jokes on other subjects
would be irrelephant anyway.]

Q. What do you call a pig doing karate?
A. A pork chop.

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. A fsh.

Q. Why do they ban elephants from the city swimming pool?
A. They can’t seem to keep their trunks up.

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.

Q. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A. Hailing taxis.

Q. What do you call a camel with no humps?
A. Humphrey.

Q. Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
A. Because he was stuffed.

Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. Because they eat what bugs them.

Q. What animal is out of bounds?
A. A tired kangaroo.

Q. Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A. So they can fight knights.

Q. What did one frog say to the other?
A. Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. Finding half a worm in your apple.

and one truly good pun . .
Q. What do you call a crying camel?
A. A humpback wail.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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