07/24/14 Grif.Net – Animal Jokes: Mixed Breeds

07/24/14 Grif.Net – Animal Jokes: Mixed Breeds

[No cease fire in sight, Mr Kerry. They keep lobbing in one bad joke after
another. Incoming!]

Q. Why are elephants wrinkled?
A. Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q. What do you call bears with no ears?
A. B.

Q. Where do rich squirrels live?
A. In the Nutcracker Suite.

Q. What do you call an animal with just a nose but not a body?
A. Nobody knows.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hare line.

Q. Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
A. It’s all over town.

Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Q. Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A. Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down.

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A. A bird that talks your ear off

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”