Q. Why did the police give a ticket to the dog for giving birth to puppies
in the park?
A. She was fined for littering.
Q. What do they call a mustard-colored dog?
A. A Gulden Retriever.
Q. What did the hot dog ask the bun?
A. Are you pure bred?
Q. In the winter my dog wears his coat. What does he wear in the summer?
A. He wears his coat and pants.
Q. Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet.
Q. Why did a dog say “meow”?
A. It was learning a foreign language.
Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and Lassie?
A. A dog who bites you, and then goes for help.
Q. What type of stores do dogs avoid?
A. Flea markets.
Q. Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
A. Cats can’t drive.
Q. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A. You might step in a poodle.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”