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07/22/14 Grif.Net – Animal Jokes: Horses

07/22/14 Grif.Net – Animal Jokes: Horses

[According to a Gallop Poll I should try to halter these animal jokes and
word plays.]

Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A. A neigh-bor.

Q. What type of horses only go out after dark?
A. Nightmares.

Q. What did the colt say when it had a sore throat?
A. I’m a little hoarse!

Q. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
A. It was too heavy to carry.

Q. Why do horses hate Spring the most?
A. They suffer from hay fever.

Q. When does a horse talk?
A. Whinny wants to.

Q. Speaking of that, what is more amazing than Mr Ed, the talking horse?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What do two horses do if they fall in love on the internet?
A. They e-lope away.

Q. What sort of horse was Black Beauty?
A. A dark horse.

Q. Why did the Prophet Jeremiah name his horse “Ismee”?
A. So he could go around town saying “Whoa, Ismee”.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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