07/18/14 Grif.Net – Cattle Call

07/18/14 Grif.Net – Cattle Call

[I’ve always wanted to make a Grif.Net full of one-liners about cows but
I’ve been afraid I’d butcher it.]

Cows only make noise when they’re in the mood.

I was told that a cow with short legs gives dragon milk.

Calves take well to bottle feeding since one nipple is as good as an udder.

Maybe I shouldn’t focus on cow jokes. It’s better to be seen and not herd.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

Is it true that Alaskan cows give cold cream?

Milking a cow is easy. Almost any jerk can do it.

Is a field of happy cows called “laughing stock”?

My new motto? Seize every opportunity for a cow joke and milk it for all its

But don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings today!

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”