[I’ve always wanted to make a Grif.Net full of one-liners about cows but
I’ve been afraid I’d butcher it.]
Cows only make noise when they’re in the mood.
I was told that a cow with short legs gives dragon milk.
Calves take well to bottle feeding since one nipple is as good as an udder.
Maybe I shouldn’t focus on cow jokes. It’s better to be seen and not herd.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Is it true that Alaskan cows give cold cream?
Milking a cow is easy. Almost any jerk can do it.
Is a field of happy cows called “laughing stock”?
My new motto? Seize every opportunity for a cow joke and milk it for all its
But don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings today!
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”