[Found these descriptions of life from friends and acquaintances posting on
I used a chemistry pun on the Grif.Net once, but got no reaction.
I have a dentist who simply loves working on my teeth. He may be abscessive
I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop, but felt like I was just
spinning my wheels, so I decided to retire.
My wife has a new Latin motto: “VENI, VEDI, VISA”. I came, I saw, I shopped.
I tripped on a pumpkin and fell into the woodpile. They call it a black eye
but there’s a lot of yellow and purple too. My friends say they’re enjoying
my fall colors.
I think exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
My wife found a new lip balm that makes her lose weight. It’s called Super
I’m taking a foreign language class this fall. It’s called “Math”.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road
worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”