[Yeah, I’m enjoying a week of word-play and lousy puns. Deal with it.]
My dog has a lot of potential, you just have to unleash it.
I wanted to bring a penguin home for a pet, but my parents said that wasn’t
going to fly.
It’s raining cats and dogs. No problem as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
When my Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.
I signed a paper agreeing to watch my neighbor’s dog, but only if it didn’t
scratch me. It’s in the clause.
And the best of the day . . .
Neuter your dog – an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”