[Grandkids left town, but got to see the bones of a real dinosaur dig and a
new (not unveiled yet) Chris Navarro sculpted bronze T-Rex. So my mind is
thinking silly jokes for their long ride home]
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the ‘p’ is silent
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a blind Dinosaur?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
By the ‘D’ on his pajamas.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A dino-sewer.
And what does a Dino-sewer call her clothes-making business?
“Try Sara’s Tops”
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
This will be a lava-ly day!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their caves?
Rep Tiles
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A Try-Try-Try-ceratops !
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”