[Today is the last day of a quick visit by my Wisconsin grandkids, so
thought I should give them some REALLY LAME riddles to pester their parents
with . . . ]
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
In Wyoming, why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg; you need a camera.
What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter?
Envelope
How did the surfer dude burn his mouth?
He ate his dinner before it was cool.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
Why does a chicken coop always have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Why is the title of the National Air and Space Museum misleading?
Because it is actually full of stuff.
If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what
place would you be in now?
2nd
How many times can you subtract the number two from the number fifty?
Once
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He’s alright now!
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 = 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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