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05/16/14 Grif.Net – Different Definitions

05/16/14 Grif.Net – Different Definitions

DEFINITIONS IN MARRIAGE BY GENDER

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>female: Any part under a car’s hood.
>male: Fastener at the top of the back of a woman’s dress above the zipper.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
>male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
>male: Scratching out a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n.
>female: Part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
>male: What you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, home run, or goal.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
>male: Not spending all night staring at other women or automobiles.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
>male: Anything that can be done with the boys or a ball.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>male: A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 2&1/2 minutes

[thanks Jacquie for the forward]

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