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05/09/14 Grif.Net – Swishing

05/09/14 Grif.Net – Swishing

A woman went to her doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. “Doctor, I
don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no
reason. It scares me.”

The doctor replied, “I have a solution for that. When it seems that your
husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it
in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he either
leaves the room or calms down.”

Two weeks later the woman returned, looking fresh and reborn. She exclaimed,
“Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it,
I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How
did MY glass of water do that?”

The Doctor smiled. “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick.”

~~ANSWERS to “Children of Professionals”
Lawyer’s daughter…………………..Sue
Thief’s son………………………..Rob
Lawyer’s son……………………….Will
Doctor’s son……………………….Bill
Meteorologist’s daughter…………….Haley
Steam shovel operator’s son………….Doug
Hair stylist’s son………………….Bob
Homeopathic doctor’s son…………….Herb
Justice of the peace’s daughter………Mary
Sound stage technician’s son…………Mike
Hot-dog vendor’s son………………..Frank
Gambler’s daughter………………….Bette
Exercise guru’s son…………………Jim
Cattle thief’s son………………….Russell
Painter’s son………………………Art
Iron worker’s son…………………..Rusty
TV show star’s daughter……………..Emmy
Movie star’s son……………………Oscar
Barber’s son……………………….Harry
Housewife’s son ……………………Dusty
Minister’s daughter ………………..Faith
Day-trader’s daughter ………………Hope
Televangelist’s daughter ……………Charity
Geneticist’s son …………………..Gene
Espresso vendor’s son ………………Joe
Undertaker’s son …………………..Barry
Beautician’s son …………………..Curly
Gardener’s son …………………….Moe
Florist’s daughter …………………Rose
Baker’s daughter …………………..Cookie
Manicurist’s son …………………..Hans
Athlete’s son ……………………..Victor
Lumberjack’s son …………………..Glenn
Plumber’s son ……………………..John
Accountant’s daughter ………………Ira
Musician’s daughter ………………..Melody
Jeweler’s daughter …………………Opal
Proctologist’s daughter …………….Fanny

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”