A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats
the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just
shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct
black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
[thanks David for the groan]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”