Two rounds of golf in one day? If I wanted to play 36 holes, I’d get a
harmonica.
I forgot to file taxes, but “not a problem”, says my tax consultant, Lou
Pole.
Movie Reviews have subtitled the new film Noah as “The Original Rain Man”.
I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.
Bank Robber: Give me all your money, or you’ll be geography!
Teller: You mean I’ll be history.
Bank Robber: Don’t change the subject!
Speaking of history – this is from 7th grade history quiz:
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because they had so many knights.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”