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05/01/14 Grif.Net – Puntiful Humor for May

05/01/14 Grif.Net – Puntiful Humor for May

Two rounds of golf in one day? If I wanted to play 36 holes, I’d get a
harmonica.

I forgot to file taxes, but “not a problem”, says my tax consultant, Lou
Pole.

Movie Reviews have subtitled the new film Noah as “The Original Rain Man”.

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.

Bank Robber: Give me all your money, or you’ll be geography!
Teller: You mean I’ll be history.
Bank Robber: Don’t change the subject!

Speaking of history – this is from 7th grade history quiz:
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because they had so many knights.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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