Eaten lately in a school cafeteria with the “new rules” about food? Hearing
screams almost daily from unhappy kids. So I headed over to check it out
myself. Here are some surprising observations:
**You eat something that’s actually pretty good, then realize it’s the
Styrofoam plate.
**You cut your hand on the Jell-O
**The meat loaf comes with a chainsaw.
**No one minded the school power outage because they didn’t have to see what
they were eating.
**Even the teachers have food fights.
**The coffee was ground this morning. Literally.
**You think your hamburger has a tail.
**The sponge cake is made of actual sponge.
**Before you eat, you are required to sign a paper promising not to sue.
**The turtle in the kindergarten room actually looks pretty tasty in
comparison.
[note: due to travel schedules, the daily grif.net email and Facebook
entrees may be at best ‘sporadic’ for a few weeks. Still just as bad
content as expected of course, but no guarantee ‘if’ or ‘when’.]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”