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04/26/14 Weekend Grif.Net – Inquiry from IRS

04/26/14 Weekend Grif.Net – Inquiry from IRS

[A friend forwarded this troubling question to us]

Ten days after filing (at the deadline) my tax return for 2013, I received
an audit notice from the IRS. It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because
of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps;
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
535 persons doing nothing but occupying space in the House and Senate; and
1 USELESS President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. But I keep asking myself, WHO
DID I MISS?

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”