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04/21/14 Grif.Net – Quotes from Menus

04/21/14 Grif.Net – Quotes from Menus

[Enjoy down-home small-town restaurants without the fancy menus all
laminated and cute. These are actual “phrases/quotations/jokes” found on
menus at places in which I like to dine, though not all in my area.]

Go ahead. Have dessert. It’s not like the rest of the meal was lo-cal.

Our favorite food is ‘seconds’.

This cake recipe is silly. It says to separate 2 eggs, but it doesn’t say
how far apart.

We don’t serve snails here. We serve fast food.

Never eat more than you can lift.

Refuse to spend your life worrying about what you eat. There’s no pleasure
worth foregoing just for an extra 3 years in the geriatric ward.

The most remarkable thing about our Chef is that for 30 years she served
only leftovers. We have never found the original meal.

Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night
instead of one each day just isn’t going to get the job done.

Part of the secret to success is to eat what you like and let the food fight
it out on the inside.

Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important
to know what it IS, but it’s critical to know what it WAS.

Anybody can make you enjoy the first bite of a dish, but only OUR chef can
make you enjoy the last.

At our restaurant we are not interested in justice; we’re interested in
peace and quiet.

Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a
chef.

Nobody’s last words have ever been “I wish I’d eaten more rice cakes”.

Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

If you read about the ill effects of drinking, we guarantee you will give up
reading.

Eat Wyoming Beef. If fish is brain food, why are sharks so stupid?

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”