“My Favorite Thing to Make for Dinner is Reservations”
“I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came with the House”
“I Hate When I go to the Kitchen to Get some Food and Only Find Ingredients”
“My Cooking is Fabulous. Even the Smoke Alarm is Cheering Me On”
“A Balanced Diet is a Cookie in Each Hand”
“A Clean House Is a Sign of a Misspent Life”
“A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out the Trash and Gives the Impression He
Just Cleaned the Whole House”
“A Messy Kitchen Is a Happy Kitchen… And This Kitchen Is Delirious”
“Countless Number of People Have Eaten in this Kitchen and Gone On to Lead
Normal Lives”
“Help Keep Our Kitchen Clean – Order Pizza”
“Housework Done Properly Can Kill You”
“My Next House Will Have No Kitchen – Just Vending Machines”
“No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing the Dishes”
“Thou Shalt Not Weigh More than Thy Refrigerator”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”