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04/07/14 Grif.Net – What About This?

04/07/14 Grif.Net – What About This?

If chocolate comes from cocoa beans (grown on a tree), does that make
chocolate a fruit, a nut, a vegetable or a salad?

If a mosquito bites me, I want to be so filled with God that it flies away
singing “There’s Power in the Blood”.

If vegetarians are trying to save the animals, why are they eating the
animal’s food?

If doctors go on strike, will they need pharmacists to translate the picket
signs?

If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?

If you travel alone into desolate places, always bring a deck of cards. If
you get lost you need only start playing Solitaire. Someone will inevitably
come up behind you and say, “Put that red nine on the black ten!”

If you’re on the right track, you can still get hit by a train.

If you want to travel fast, walk alone. If you want to travel far, walk
together.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”