One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was
eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen
wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him
standing right there.
“NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic
tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, “MY JAGUAR
DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed.
“You’re a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does
this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked.
“HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your
possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did
you?” the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his side and cried, “MY ROLEX!”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”