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04/01/14 Grif.Net – Monthly Punny Jokes, no Foolin’

04/01/14 Grif.Net – Monthly Punny Jokes, no Foolin’

*I once tried to eat a clock, but found it very time consuming.

*Can retired CIA agents be despised?

*Jill was planning to make some pastries for breakfast and later on, can
some pickles. She sent Jack out for the spices she would need and he left,
heading up the hill singing, “Gonna take a cinnamon-dill journey…”

*Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m
OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

*Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was
wrong on so many levels

[hat tip to David who loves puns more than I]
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”