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03/28/14 Grif.Net – I’ve Learned that . . .

03/28/14 Grif.Net – I’ve Learned that . . .

I’ve learned that . .

~ with a calendar, your days are numbered.

~ even though dogs hear ten times better than humans, they only hear three
times better than a mom.

~ with faith you can move mountains, but with doubt you can create them.

~ if the shoe fits, buy a pair in every color.

~ the difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

~ the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

~ when in deep water, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.

~ when I try to turn back time, all I end up with is emit.

~ the email of the species is more deadly than the mail.

~ experience is a wonderful thing because it enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”