I’ve learned that . .
~ with a calendar, your days are numbered.
~ even though dogs hear ten times better than humans, they only hear three
times better than a mom.
~ with faith you can move mountains, but with doubt you can create them.
~ if the shoe fits, buy a pair in every color.
~ the difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
~ the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.
~ when in deep water, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
~ when I try to turn back time, all I end up with is emit.
~ the email of the species is more deadly than the mail.
~ experience is a wonderful thing because it enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”