Need help for your next paper/speech? Here is a sure-fire way to enhance
writing technical, business or college reports. We know how difficult it can
be to use just the right phrase to convey the true depth of your topic. Now,
professionals and students alike can seem like etymological geniuses using
Dr. P. Broughton’s “Systematic Buzz Phrase Projector”. Using only 30
carefully chosen buzz words, you can “wow your way” through any written or
oral presentation:
Column 1
0. integrated
1. total
2. systematized
3. parallel
4. functional
5. responsive
6. optional
7. synchronized
8. compatible
9. balanced
Column 2
0. management
1. organizational
2. monitored
3. reciprocal
4. digital
5. logistical
6. transitional
7. incremental
8. next-generation
9. policy
Column 3
0. options
1. flexibility
2. capability
3. mobility
4. programming
5. concept
6. time-phase
7. projection
8. hardware
9. contingency
USAGE: Randomly pick any three-digit number. Now select the corresponding
buzzword from each column. For instance, “748” produces “synchronized
transitional hardware”, or “839” yields “responsive reciprocal contingency”,
a phrase which can be dropped into any report with the ring of authority.
“No one will have any idea what you’re talking about,” says Broughton, “but
they’re probably not about to admit it.” This is “balanced incremental
programming” (974) that many students should employ to “functionally monitor
options” (420) in their papers if they hope to pass this semester.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”